Transplanted Dad

trickricksblog08:

mornington-the-crescent:

beardedmrbean:

obliviousfloral:

liberalsarecool:

If there was a car that was designed to kill the most people in the fastest way possible, that car would be banned, and the car manufacturer would be sued/held accountable/out of business.

Guns designed to kill 10-20 objects without reloading are killing humans. They are not hunting squirrels.

Guns have those restrictions too

Pretty much every single thing mentioned there applies to guns.

LAC once again proving their complete and utter ignorance.

Must be a day ending in Y

With thanks to @you-stand-corrected​:

If Guns Were Regulated Like Cars

• Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, each state and city now recognizes your drivers license license to carry concealed.
• We can finally buy and sell our firearms across state lines.
• I can walk into a gun showroom and drive away with my new firearm in minutes.
• You can rent a gun for the afternoon if your gun is in the shop.
• You and your friends can shoot all you want on your own property.
• You can now own all the guns and ammunition you want.,. and you can store them anywhere you have room.
• Several people can own and operate the same firearm.
• Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, there is no age limit to own a gun.  Parents, grandparents and relatives can now freely give guns to small children.  You mail in a piece of paper, and the state sends you a new title for your gun in a few weeks.  Now that is sweet.
• The city provides gun-storage locations free of charge in front of no-gun zones in order to attract customers to downtown.  About time.
• Courts will no longer take your guns away during a bitter divorce.
• You can rent a gun at the airport if you didn’t want to fly with your gun.
• A gun dealership will lease you a firearm on a five year payment plan.
• Now you can ship and buy gun part in the mail.
• Now you can walk into the post office with your gun or gun parts.
• Now that we regulate guns the way we regulate cars, even convicted felons can own a gun once they are off probation.
• You can now own a gun of any length without having to ask the government for permission.
• You can now put a muffler on your guns without having to ask your sheriff or police chief for permission.  (My neighbors thank you.)
• Your 16 year old can bring a gun to school, and to his after school job.
• When your goofball nephew shoots a gun in public without a license.. he now gets a ticket.. and you get a phone call to come pick up your gun.
• You can have gun stores and shooting ranges next door to schools, daycare centers, hospitals and churches!  Hallelujah, we’re free at last!
• We will finally have gun shops on every other corner to sell ammunition and Doritos.  Your local convenience store changes its name to Shoot-and-Scoot.
• Now kids can get their concealed carry permit at 16 years of age.
• Schools now offer gun safety and defensive shooting classes when kids are 15 years old.
• Kids can carry concealed with adult supervision once they are 15 ½ years old and have their learner’s license.
• Some old people loose their concealed carry permits when they can’t pass the vision test.
• There are no more gun safe and gun lock regulations!
• You can assemble your own gun in your garage.. from a kit.
• Just like a truck, you will need a special firearms license to operate guns that weigh more than 26 thousand pounds.
• Gun dealers and gunsmiths don’t need federal reporting requirements any longer.
• You and your friends decide who will be the designated concealed carrier if you’re going drinking.
• We finally get rid of national gun registration.
• I might even get a tax credit if I buy a small and efficient gun.  I love this country!

If Cars Were Regulated Like Guns

• In this world, you need a permit to own a car.  The permit includes a national background check, a thumb print and two forms of identification before you’re allowed to buy a car.  This is because we want to keep criminal from driving.  No one drives without a permit, do they?
• You can’t own a car if you or your wife were ever charged with yelling at each other.  That way we won’t let people who were accused of a hostile domestic outburst have access to a dangerous car.  It is worthwhile if we save one life.
• In some states you must show that you have a locked garage before you can buy a car.  We have car storage laws because we want to make sure cars are safely kept away from children.
• Car dealers and mechanics are federally licensed and their records are inspected each year.
• Even if you already own several cars, there can still be a 14 day cooling off period before you can bring your new car home from the dealer.  This stops dangerous impulse driving.
• You can only buy one car a month.
• Police can come and seize your cars and your gasoline if you or someone living in your home are prescribed certain medicines by a doctor.  We can’t be too careful with incapacitated drivers.
• There are limits on the size of the car you’re allowed to own.  The car can’t be too small or too large.   Who needs a dangerous motorcycle or a truck!
• The gas tank can not hold more than 10 gallons.
• Portable gas cans over 10 gallons are illegal in some states.  Only arsonists need that much gasoline!
• Once you get your car home, the gas tank must be drained, the car must be secured in a locked garage, and the gasoline must be stored in a separate locked building if children are in the home.
• You need a special permit to own a car with a muffler.  We need loud cars so you can’t hide your driving.
• Adjustable steering wheels and seats are outlawed in some states but not others.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse as you travel.  Get advice from your lawyer who specializes in car-law.
• You can’t own a car that looks like a car owned by the government even though your car isn’t as powerful and doesn’t go as fast.
• In some states, you need to show your Car Owners Identification Card to buy gasoline.
• You might be reported to state law enforcement agencies of you buy over 20 gallons of gas.  Gas kills people!
• It could be illegal to take gasoline from one state to another because the gasoline that is legal in one state might be illegal in your neighboring state.
• You can drive the family van at 16 years of age, but you need to be over 21 years old to buy gasoline for a small car.
• You need a new car owners permit when you move to some states, and you can’t bring your car into those states until after you register it.
• Some states will let you own a car at home, but you can’t get a permit to take it out in public.
• Some states will let you drive across the state as long as you don’t stop.  If you break down, then the police can arrest you if you try to have your car shipped out of state.. unless your car is already registered.  This stops illegal car trafficking.
• In some states you can’t show your car to a friend in public.  That is called brandishing.
• Some states won’t allow you to have your car outside your home even if you keep it covered.  You need a special concealed car permit for that. You probably need to know a politician to get one of these special permits.  You’ll have to transport your car in a locked car carrier.
• In some states you can’t let your friend sit in your car on your own property, nor can you sit in his car on your property.  That makes me feel safer already.
• Cars can be rented or loaned at the track, but only by car clubs that are part of an incorporated outdoor conservation organization.

(via arizonaconservativegal)

unindoctrinated125:

sic-s3mper-tyrannis:

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Isn’t that what the Demonrats say an AR will do to the human body?

If I was any good at video editing I would film a fellow shooting an AR at a similar target then splice in this footage.

I have no problems with keeping cowards afraid of guns. I’m sure that someone out there knows what to do. Please let me see it when you get done.

Maybe we can have the lier Schiff submit it to congressional record.

bikerlover6923:

juanitopapayas:

Impresionantes las orcas

Wow.

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whereifindsanity:

Sick!

(via whitesol)

unindoctrinated125:

freakspotting:

Damn cleaver. Why didn’t I think of that?

unindoctrinated125:

tcs53:

westcoasttravler:

He’s absolutely correct

“One is absolutely dumb to believe such a thing.”

Do you think the public education your kids are getting is making them smarter? How about the college indoctrination? It’s not just our schools, but it is also the television programming that is retarding the mind.